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Aaaahhhh....shame.....bye-bye
Hong Kong.... what a good place!!

This is a recent (2006) image - but -
what a place!!
In the UK in October 1993, I'd
been "retired" for about 6 months. I'd just decided that I ought to "try-out"
retirement to see what adaptations I'd have to make to my way of life, and what
I'd do with my time. It had all gone well - except that money was running out,
and I could see that I hadn't reduced my expenses enough (something to bear in
mind for the future).
Anyway I was phoning around trying
to bum an odd dinner from so-called friends, and called Mike & Barbara Waller (see 1900 Programming), got through to Barbara who
said Wal was in Hong Kong and she was zotting off there to join him very soon.
Bugger - no dinner there then!!
Next morning - Wal is on the phone
and asks if I'd want to do a 6 month contract for DHL in HK - yes - so by
November 26th - there I was.
Brittsy had been to HK years
before and had said "be prepared for total culture shock", but apart from
billions of people, noise, overwhelming high-rise buildings and 90% unreadable
signs (Chinese) I found not too much of a shock. Traffic drove on the "correct"
side of the road, most of the bollards and traffic lights were like those in
London/UK, and I soon realised that everything was close/near, so things got
done quicker. I was in a hotel in Wanchai (the old red-light district which is
great fun), with the office a 5 minute walk away - perfect.
Good old Wal, and the rest of the
team - Rosanna, Wellsey, Edmond and Travis were very welcoming and the 6 month
contract finally finished 2 years later.
Early on Wal had introduced me to
Janet, and another long-term "contract" began.
What of Hong Kong......??? Great
place:
 | Crazy -
everyday you'd see something you'd never see in Europe
or the US, and perhaps rarely elsewhere. Examples:
 | the crazy boats in the
harbour, how they avoided collisions (sometimes they didn't), with big luxury
liners tying-up amongst the ferries, container-ship unloaders, general
pleasure-boats etc.. There appeared to be no rules - through-traffic was
continually "near-missed" by cross-harbour traffic, we even bought binoculars
to watch the carnival |
 | how they build, buildings.
If its a steel structure - the idiots walking out on girders with no safety
life-lines - one story about them - below. If its a reinforced concrete
structure - the idiots putting (and removing) the bamboo scaffolding. Two
stories about them...also below....
 | Steel 1 - I
watched one guy attaching the last 6 foot section of arial/lightning
conductor/whatever, to the top of a 60/70 foot structure, on top of a 5 or 6
story part, atop an 87 story building (see The Centre below) one morning.
Honestly, he was just standing on the ladder type rungs of the arial/etc, at
the top of what had been completed, with this new section waving in the air
above him, being lowered into place, with him trying to grab hold of it and
steer it into place - then once in place - to secure it with bolts/welding -
AND THEN - climb up it and release the crane tieline. |
 | Concrete 1 -
Our view of the harbour got obliterated by a 45 storey block of flats being
built across the road from us. One Saturday morning we awoke to the sound of
"thwack", "thwack" - loud, about every 10 seconds or so. What it turned out
to be was the removal of the bamboo scaffolding from the newly-completed
building. I watched this for about an hour - it was only 100 feet away. A
team of "monkeys" ( no disrespect intended - and because of the amazing way
those guys clamber up, along and down the bamboo - I'd expect that being
called a monkey is some form of compliment) were initially, up at the top,
cutting with a Stanley type knife, the plastic black binding at each
intersection of 2 bamboo poles, manhandling each pole (as it became
unsecured) - each pole is about 20 to 30 feet long - to one another, until it
got to one guy, who held it vertically, lined it up with a point on the
ground - and let it go!! Can you imagine?? A 30 foot long, 3 or 4 inch
diameter bamboo pole being dropped from the 45th storey - to the ground, into
an area 10 feet by 10 feet!! whether they considered the wind - I don't know
- but the "thwack" sound was each pole hitting the ground after its fall.
From time to time - the ground crew would remove the fallen poles - pile them
on a lorry and take them off to the next building site where they were
re-used. Whether the boys considered that the fall may have damaged the
poles, and perhaps they shouldn't be used on high-rises again - I don't know. |
 | Concrete 2 -
I'm not completely sure about this - but believe that the way the bamboo
scaffolding is secured - doesn't include any knots!! Imagine a grid (vertical
poles crossed at 90 degrees by horizontals), with the poles being 30 feet
long and the aim is to create "squares" of about 3 feet on each side. Where
the poles cross, the monkeys remove a black plastic strip (from a bunch of
about 100 hanging from their belts), which is maybe 3 feet long and quarter
of an inch wide. They hold this behind each intersection, with one end in the
top left, and the other in the bottom right, they then pass each end across
the front of the intersection - then the back, (top left to bottom right &
vice-versa) - do this a bout 3 or 4 times then hold both ends together at the
front and twist them into a plait, then wrap this under one of the poles
stuff it into the intersection. If I were doing it - I'd try to create a
"tie" that went round each of the 4 "poles", and crossed from top left to
bottom right, AND top right to bottom left, but the boys appear to only do
top left to bottom right - what do they know that we don't?? |
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 | Cars/Homes - I used to walk
along Bowen Road in Central, one big house there had 2 Rolls Royces, one
Bentley, a couple of big Mercedes, a people-mover type van and a Jaguar. There
were 13 maids/drivers/gardeners, more security guards - and one tenant.
Maserratis, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Aston Martins, Jaguars were fairly common,
and I reckon there are more Mercedes there, than in Stuttgart. Bear in mind
that all cars cost about double what they cost in Europe!! |
 | Billions of people - Wanchai
is bad enough, but Causeway Bay, parts of Kowloon and Mong Kok and Queens Rd
in Central can be murder. But there are few altercations, and everything
just..... flows...... I only ever saw one person bad-tempered - and that was a
Westerner who was trying to kick the side of a passing taxi. He was trying to
flag taxis down at a double-yellow area (no stopping) and was getting well
annoyed when apparently empty taxis drove straight past him. |
 | One guy I worked with, was a
runner/jogger. He was also a party-animal. He said there were times when he'd
been out drinking, and was still sitting at a bar at about 06:00AM, when
through the open front-door he saw a jogger run past, and his immediate
thought was......"Idiot!!". There were other times, when he was up at 06:00AM,
out running, and he'd see guys propped up at bars, through the open doorways,
and his immediate thought was....."Idiots"!! |
 | Things you'd see on the
streets.... a big, live turtle, waiting to be made into soup, live snakes
being gutted etc.., old ladies pushing barrow loads of cardboard around at
03:00AM, people sleeping out on the streets |
 | Night Markets - that only
open at 21:00 in the evening |
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 | Good fun - the
night-life is good fun with bars open until (sometimes) the last punter leaves,
lots of discos and more naughty places. |
 | Speedy - things
happen there very quickly, and I reckon its because HK is a "vertical society".
Consider that you're at home on the 35th floor of an apartment building, when a
friend phones to say, meet him in the office in ten minutes. Descending 35
floors takes a minute or two, there's always a taxi close by (except when its
raining), and the office is in another 40 storey building 1 mile away - easy -
and efficient!! |
 | Good location -
Getting out of HK is easy and there are plenty of places to visit. Entry
into China is very easy, but close-by Guanzhou and Shenzhen are not much worth
visiting, go to Macau instead, whilst further afield is Guiling and Beijing.
Flights to Bali, Thailand, Philippines, Guam etc.. are easy |
 | Chinese - the
guy who invented Chinese (spoken and written) was an idiot!! He obviously did
it to prevent the spread of any knowledge, which presumably he had, and wanted
to retain. |
 | Walks - on HK
island you can walk all over the Peaks, there are masses of trails. I used to
do Bowen Road - flat for 4 Km one way with good views over Central. Then there
was the Morning Trail from Conduit Rd towards Western, up Lugard Rd then the
trail itself - all uphill for about 3 Km to the Peak Walk - through the
childrens playground and then up the trail to the top of High West (fantastic
360 degree views). Down from there, through the playground again - up the
Governor's Walk to Mt Austin, down from there to the Galleria and Peak Tram,
but take the Old Peak Rd down back into Mid-Levels. Brilliant!! At long last
(June 2003) I've managed to cobble together a map and descriptions of some of
"MY" HK walks.. |
 | Animal life -
eagles - tens of them (I've counted 40 circling) everywhere trying to grab
anything they can - fish, small birds etc..., parrots - noisy white things with
yellow crests, butterflies millions of them - mostly black with iridescent
blues and greens, dragon-flies by the thousand - and snakes - I only saw 2 in 8
years, both brilliant green with black and white, but friends say there are
.... lots!! mostly Cobra type Kraits...eeeehhhhhh!! |
 | Weather -
winters get down to 6 to 10 degrees Celcius, but inside the apartment (with no
heating and lots of draughts) it feels much colder - better to get out in the
sun. Summers are 32 degrees everyday - I don't know why they have a weather
forecast. The killer is the humidity during summers, and the best times are
Autumn (October to December/January) - brilliant sunny dry days and temps
around 15 to 25. |
 | Things to see/do
- if you're visiting - spend 3 to 4 days in HK - that's enough - visit The Peak
(via the Peak Tram), walk around the 4 Km Peak Walk (its flat - no hills) for
lots of views, go on the Star Ferry for the cheapest best waterfront views, go
up the Escalator and stop in Soho, go to Lan Kwai Fung and Wanchai areas to
soak up different atmospheres, Temple Street night market. Go to Stanley by bus
- go up top and sit in the front seats on the right side - and hold tight -
great views and a very twisty road (try to get the bus that goes through the
tunnel going to Stanley, and the one that goes over the mountain on the way
back. In Stanley, wander round the market (better prices on Weekdays) then have
a drink/eat at one of the waterfront places. Don't bother with the Big Buddah
on Lantau Island - lots of traveling - and its just BIG. Also don't bother with
Ocean Park - its just a theme type park. If you are mad keen on shopping - then
spend another couple of days (although HK isn't as cheap as it used to be). I
don't like shopping so cannot recommend anywhere to go!! |
 | People - some
say they're rude, but I grew up around London and I prefer to live in a place
where people do not consider you - and that's certainly true of HK. I don't
like the small village set-up, where you know your neighbours, they know you -
and everybody knows what's happening. |
 | Air con - Air
conditioning in HK is......cold!! They like it on full, and are quite prepared
to air condition public walkways that are open to the elements - visit the
Escalator Link alley where it goes into the IFC building, or just wander down
Queens Rd past the department stores on a warm day - lovely gusts of cool air
blasting out onto the pavement - madness!! |
 | Typhoons - When
a typhoon is about 300 Km away from HK the Number 1 signal is raised - its just
a warning. When it gets closer, the number 3 signal is raised - people start
getting ready to hunker down. Next comes a number 8 signal where Government
offices, schools etc close, and people start stocking up on food/drink and
videos. Most public transport stops (especially the ferries, although I think
the MTR continues). If it gets to a number 10 signal - well that's bad (I only
had one in 8 years), with flooding likely, and things being blown around - so
its best to stay indoors. Impressive from the comfort of a 35th floor flat -
although the building does shake/move!! |
 | Taxis - are
brilliant!! Always available, cheap and convenient. The only problem is that
most drivers don't speak English - so you either have to get a Chinese person
to write down your destination - then you show this to the driver, or you jump
in - get the blank look, and he then hands you his walkie-talkie handset and
you say "Stanley Market", give the handset back to the driver - and the
dispatcher tells him your destination, in Chinese. All public transport in HK
is good, and what a variety - buses, MTR (subway), mainline trains, trams,
ferries and of course....... The Escalator - which is brilliant!! |
 | Trees/Flowers -
trees with fruit growing straight out of the trunk and branch, those Strangler
type Fig trees, growing on near vertical walls, no earth, just roots on stone,
lots of lovely flowering trees, shrubs |
 | Contrasts -
mad, racing noise, and just around a corner - a peaceful oasis of seats,
shade... peace. Or, the 80 storey high-rises all glass and stone and modern,
and next door a Mosque in green, shady grounds, or the old Governors residence
amongst the hurly-burly of Central, 8 lane highways racing past narrow
alleyways, or up in the New Territories - mountains and lakes/seashore and down
in the valleys, more Expressways leading to towns that are just a collection of
50 or 60 high-rise apartment blocks with shopping malls at their feet. |
Here are pictures taken from our last flat on
Robinson Road, Mid-Levels, looking North down into Central, the Harbour and
across to Kowloon. I'm trying to 'merge' them together to make a single view.
The bloody great building in the third pic. is The Centre - 87 floors - and at
night it has lights which change colour slowly - not gaudy - very impressive.
Left to right - Nolan and Helen Philipps lived in
pink block at left. The 3 blocks (in fact there are only 2) a bit to the right
with red top-floors are the Macau Ferry terminal - the next big block coming
right - I cannot remember its name but the next one is The Centre, next is the
small IFC then comes the Stock Exchange and then Jardine House.
   
Added some general HK piccies below...
Colin & Yvette Newbury came through Hong Kong on their world-trip - we got well
soaked on a Lantau walk.
 
 Rosanna
Kwan
DHL workers...

Dinner at Wellsey's place with Robbie, Wombat (not in piccie) and Judy
Great DHL Christmas party 1993..
  

Guru...
Riotous DHL Mexican evening
Inga and Michael Davies atop Evergreen/Empire Hotel Wanchai
 
Mike and Barbara Waller at Lama Seafood restaurants..
this may have been Thailand....?? On way to James Bond island etc...

Walking Lantau..
 
Christmas at the Wal's
 Tolo
Bay biking with Donna and CK
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